Election Day: Dumpster Fire Closing Ceremonies

It’s been four years and here we are again. Regardless what happens we’re all going to feel like drinking and it’s a bad night to drink alone. There will be special cocktails and noxtails available. We’ll be showing the results on our TVs. Due to current restrictions we won’t be able drink alcohol in the bar after 11 but we’ll stay open after until the results are as good as they can be for the night. Also, vote and don’t procrastinate.