housemade spicy, cheesy, chicken soup(spicy)    4

Homemade  spicy, cheesy, chicken soup with black beans and corn.

phillip j. fries(vegan) (gf)*   5

Basket of  fresh hand cut fries

Add house made queso cheese or bacon     +1

 

blobby fries   8

A beefy, tomato-y, cheesy mess consuming your fresh hand cut fries​. 

 

sonic's golden onion rings(vegetarian)    7

Beer battered onion rings served with spicy sauce

 

luigi fingers(vegetarian)   6

Mozzarella sticks served with Marinara or Ranch

 

robot buffalo chicken dip   8

Served with tortilla chips & celery

 

jack skellington's balls(vegetarian / vegan)   6

House made pumpkin balls with garlic aioli, honey, or wing sauce for dipping. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER

 

tommy pickle chips(vegetarian / vegan) 6

Hand cut, buttermilk battered, fried dill pickle chips. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER

Dressings: Balsamic, Italian, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Honey Mustard
 

bulbasaur starter salad(vegetarian)    4

Small salad: cheddar, homemade croûtons, tomato, carrot, cucumber 

 

poison ivy's dinner salad   11

Grilled lemon pepper chicken, cheddar, homemade croûtons, green pepper, onion, tomato, carrot, cucumber

 

buffalo chicken salad   11

Fried or grilled buffalo chicken, homemade croûtons, cheddar, tomato

exeggutor salad(gf)*   13

Grilled chicken, fresh hand cut fries, bacon, cheddar, over easy egg, tomato

add ons

Grilled chicken or lemon pepper chicken or fried buffalo chicken    4

Add bacon    1

wocka! wocka! wings   10

10 breaded hand cut boneless chicken wings with choice of flavors below 

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

soylent-tofu wings(vegetarian / vegan)   8

“Definitely not people” tofu wings with choice of flavors below

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

frak ya chicken strips   10

4 hand cut strips of buttermilk battered fried chicken breast with hand cut fries.

With your choice of dipping sauce

wing sauces & RUBS

Sauce:  Buffalo (V+) (gf), BBQ (V+) (gf), BBQ Hot (V+) (gf), Hot Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Honey Mustard (V) (gf)    

Rubs:  Lemon Pepper (V+), Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Hallowings (V+) (gf)

 Premium from scratch Sauces +.50

Golden Snitch Sauce: A golden mustard based BBQ sauce (mild) (V+) (gf)

Bikini Bottom BBQ: A sweet and spicy pineapple based BBQ sauce (medium) (gf)

Flameo Hotman: a spicy chipotle sauce (hot, hotter than buffalo, but not a 10) (V+) (gf)

Blob burger   10

A homemade beefy, tomato-y, cheesy burger that's everything you've wanted a sloppy joe sandwich to be.

Leonardo Wrap   10

Mediterranean seasoned beef, spring mix, tomato, green pepper, red onion, tzatziki sauce, feta cheese

in a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

Raphael wrap   10

Fried or grilled chicken with buffalo sauce, ranch, spring mix, tomato, yellow onions, and shredded cheddar cheese

on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

Donatello wrap   10

SQ famous pumpkin style falafel, vegan aioli, spring mix, tomato, green pepper, and yellow onion

on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

bob's basic burger   9

Burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, served with fresh hand cut fries.

Choose:  cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss 

but i'm a cheeseburger   11

Two madly in love beef patties who claim they’re friends because they go to camp together

grilled or fried porg (chicken) sandwich   10

Lettuce, tomato, onion, choice cheese: cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss

Served with fresh hand cut fries. Make it buffalo for free! 

PUMPKIN JACK VEGGIE BURGER(vegetarian / vegan)   10

Pumpkin based veggie burger with garlic aioli, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, served with fresh hand cut fries

Let your server know if you are vegan! 

This is my boom-steak   10

Steak, mozzarella, mushrooms, onions, & peppers on a hoagie roll, served with fresh hand cut fries

GRILLED CHEESUS(vegetarian)   7

Three cheeses and tomato served with fresh hand cut fries or soup

Add-ONS

Add:  Bacon, Mushrooms, and/or a Fried Egg  + 1 Each

Substitute:  Onion rings for +2,  House Salad for +2 , Fried Pickles +2

Gluten Free Bun +2

Minerva's NIghtcap   7

Black Tea infused Gin, Pimms, Lemon, House Made Lavender Simple Syrup

better butterbeer   10

Vanilla Bean Infused Western Reserve Premium Vodka, House Made Butterscotch Syrup, Cream Soda, and House Made Sweet Cream with Toasted Marshmallow Syrup.

blue milk   7

Whipped Vodka, Amaretto, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Vanilla Almond Milk.

listen here nancy   8

Silver Tequila, Lime Juice, Sage, Lavender, and Pomegranate Syrups, Ginger Beer.

friend of dorothy   7

Raspberry Vodka, Berry Vodka, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Soda Water, Rainbow Gummy.

slurm   7

Spiced Rum, Midori, Lime Juice, Mango Juice, Blue Curacao, Soda Water. 

Sham-Not shake   7

Creme de Menthe, Baileys. Toasted Marshmallow Syrup, Almond Milk, & Whipped Cream (vegan by request)

dubious cocktail   9

Bacardi White Rum, House Made Acorn Bitters, House Made Sage Honey Simple Syrup, Creme de Violette, Cayenne, Fresh Squeezed Lemon Juice.

Lake witch craft pisces herbal tea    3

Green Tea, Lemon Peel, Dried Pears, & Passion Flower

slurm lite   4

Mango Juice, Orange Juice, Lime Juice, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Seltzer Water

why not zoidberg   5

Orange Blossom Water, Bergamot Simple Syrup, Strawberry Daiquiri Syrup, Lime Juice, Orange juice, Ginger Beer, A Cherry

baby bantha blue milk   4

Blue Raspberry Vanilla Syrup, Almond Milk

first year butterbeer   4

Our non-alcoholic version of our most popular cocktail made with

our specially made spiced syrup, cream soda, and whipped cream.

Garnet   4

Pomegranate, Ginger Ale, Ginger beer, Lime, Lime Wedge.

Made with real cane sugar right here in Ohio.    2.50ea

eric's purple passion

Grape Pop

quantum cola

Blue Raspberry Soda

ren red

Strawberry Pop

rebel scum

Orange Soda

turtle ooze

Wild Apple Soda

groot beer

Root Beer

DIET groot beer

Diet Root Beer

Blood orange cbd sprakling water, Present   8
Blood orange flavored, CBD infused sparkling water.

clausthaler   3

Dry hopped afterwards for a more beertastic taste. ** 0.5% abv

Apple cider, Ace   6

Semi sweet apple cider.  5.0% ABV

raspberry blast, ciderboys   6

Raspberry and apple cider 5.0% ABV

fluff nitro cider, vandermills   6

Slightly tart apple cider with honey and orange water on nitro. 6.9% ABV

necromangocon, b. nektar   6* 6oz

Mango mead with a touch of black pepper. 6.2% ABV

spyglass, urban artifact   6

Gose made with lemon and lime juices. 4.7% ABV

scrimshaw pilsner, north coast   6

Easy drinking, European style pilsner. 4.5% ABV

wing walker wheat, Working Class   6

Hefeweizen. 5% ABV

Kosch, Sibling Revelry   6

A light bodied Kölsch with a fruity yeast character, a light hop aroma and a clean finish.. 5% ABV

oberon ale, bells   6

Oberon is a wheat ale fermented with Bell’s signature house ale yeast, mixing a spicy hop character with mildly fruity aromas.

octoberfest from bells   4

With herbal hop aromas, this balanced amber lager focuses on lightly toasted malt that lends body without too much sweetness.

peanut butter Milk Stout, Left Hand 6

 Peanut butter chocolate stout. Yeah it was supposed to replace that one up there but we had the space so here we are.  Compare them while supplies last! 6.2% abv

albino stout, butcher and brewer 6

 For all of you that drink with your eyes, full bodied white oat ale with chocolate and coffee overtones. 5.4% abv

old rasputin imperial stout, north coast   6

Rich, intense brew with a complex flavor made in tradition of the 18th century brewers of Catherine the Great's court. 9.0% ABV

neon unicorns ipa, ommegang 6

 Alluringly hazy and irresistibly juicy, it’s unfiltered, double dry-hopped ipa.  6.7% ABV

red ipa, masthead   6

Red IPA with citrusy pine notes. 70 IBU 7.2% ABV

only child ipa, sibling revelry   6

Single hopped IPA showcasing the HBC-692 hop. Surprisingly balanced and a must tryPA. 7.5% abv and 75 IBUs.

conways, great lakes   6

Red Irish Ale. 6.3% ABV

shandy, narragansett   5

A combination of Narragansett’s century old recipe and Del’s Lemonade. 4.7% AB

hoppy

Phantom Forest Madtree   5

Stone fruit, berry, and tropical hop flavors come together with a juicy taste and smooth finish. 8% abv

fresh squeezed, deschutes   4

This mouthwateringly delicious IPA gets its flavor from a heavy helping of citra and mosaic hops..6.4% ABV

glutiny, new belgium   4

Easy drinking full flavored pale ale (gluten removed) 7.0% ABV

two hearted, bells   4

Centennial hopped ipa so full on taste that you’ll think it’s bigger on the inside than the outside. 7.0% ABV

mystic mama, jackie o's 4

West coast style IPA that has been one of SQ's favorites for years. 7.0% ABV

ales & lagers

Run this town pilsner, mikkeller   5

Low calories, but most importantly a light crisp taste is sure to be the perfect beer for every day. 16 oz can, 3.2% abv

Holly Jolly, Fat Heads   4

Spiced holiday ale. 7.4% ABV

orange avenue wit, corando   4

wheat ale with orange peels, orange blossom honey, & coriander. 5.2% ABV

chomolungma, jackie o's (can)   4

Honey nut brown ale 6.5% ABV

Fat Tire belgian ale, New Belgium (16 oz can)   4

White easy drinking belgian ale. 5.2% ABV

 

Stouts & porters

Stranger than fiction, collective arts   6

A full-bodied, smooth, creamy porter with plenty of roast flavor and hints of molasses with ridiculous amounts of chocolate and pale ale malts. 5.5% ABV

Shake Chocolate porter, boulder   4

Traditional American porter with 5 different grains, including chocolate wheat and chocolate nibs. 5.9% ABV

dragon's milk, new holland   8

A stout with roasty malt character intermingled with deep vanilla tones, all dancing in an oak bath. 11% ABV

Java the Stout, jackie o's   5

Coffee Stout brewed with Lactose and Ridge Runner French Roast coffee beans. 6.5% ABV

milk stout, left hand   4

Full bodied milk stout that balances highly roast grains with lactose sugar. 5.7% ABV

coffee, pabst (can)   6

Coffee, milk, and vanilla and no pbr flavor means this is caffinated alcohol you’ve been waiting for. 5.0% ABV

draught, guinness (16 oz can)   4

It’s the irish stout all stouts are compared too. 4.1% ABV

Ciders

wild berry, rekordorlig   5

Swedish pear cider with wild berries. 7.0% ABV

Mango Raspberry Cider, rekordorlig   5

Swedish cider with rapsberries and mango. 4.5% ABV

Black Widow Cider, Ace   4

Blackberry Cider 6.0% ABV

ginger, ace   4

Dry ginger and apple cider. 6.0% ABV

burn out, sociable   5

Habanero and cucumber cider. 6.4% ABV

SourS, Shandys, & Lambics

 

squeezebox, urban artifact   6

Brewed with over 3,000 lbs of strawberries per 30bbl batch. Like a tart liquid strawberry. 8.6% abv

RB & Raspberry Jelly, collective arts (can)   8

Hand craft limited release sour with peanut butter and raspberry jelly in 16 oz an designed by a local Chicagan artist. 5.2% ABV

Pickle, urban artifact (can)   5

Pickle Gose.  4.3% ABV

gadget, urban artifact (can)   5

Blackberry and raspberry midwest fruit tart sour beer. 8.3% ABV

framboise, lindemans   6

Raspberry Lambic. 2.5% ABV

Seltzers

mighty swell (can)   3

Blood Orange, Pineapple, grapefruit, mango Raspberry

Spiked seltzer. 5.0% ABV

white claw (can)   3

MANGO

Low on sugar and calories big on flavor and only 110 calories. 5.0% ABV

MEAD

apple crumble, crafted (16 oz)  15

Apple mead with spices 6.0% ABV

Dragon Heart, crafted (16 oz)   15

Wildflower honey and apple cider combined with tart cherries and raspberries. 6.0% ABV

DOMESTICS

bud light     3

(16 oz Can)   4.64% ABV

old style    3

(16 oz Can)   4.64% ABV

PBR    3

(16 oz Can)   4.64% ABV

miller Lite    3

(16 oz Can)   4.17% ABV

lager, narragansett    3

(16 oz Can)   5.0% ABV 

archer roose chardonnay (white)   6

walking dead chardonnay (white)   6

19 crimes red (red)   6

woodbridge pinot grigio (white)   5

woodbridge merlot (red)   5

Absente absinthe    10

A dazzling emerald green spirit made from natural, traditional botanicals in a special century’s old recipe.

 

Lucid absinthe    12

Lucid Absinthe Supérieure is the first genuine absinthe made with real Grande Wormwood to be legally

available in the United States after the repeal of the 95-year ban.

suntory whisky toki whiskey    10

Hakushu malt aged in american oak balanced with grain from Chita distillery and single malts from

yamazaki aged in american and spanish oak.

Four Roses bourbon whiskey    7

Fruity, spicy, floral, cocoa, maple syrup, moderately woody aroma with hints of ripe plum & cherries,

full body, mellow with smooth & delicately long finish. 

woodford reserve bourbon whiskey    11

A rich chewy, rounded and smooth, with complex citrus cinnamon & cocoa bourbon. 

The artisanal process allows the use of five sources of bourbon.

redemption rye whiskey    6

95% premium rye whiskey.  Redemption perfectly captures the spicier & drier flavor that

was the preferred whiskey of the saloon era and popular till prohibition. 

 

Monkey Shoulder Blended Malt Scotch Whisky    7

Some say it tastes just like riding bareback on the wild moors of Scotland with a flame haired

maiden on Christmas morning. Others agree it tastes like 007 wearing a tuxedo wetsuit.

 

ardbeg 10 year, single malt scotch whisky   9

The smokiest, peatiest of scotches while staying balanced.  It’s like you’re drinking straight from the teat of scotland herself. 

The Glenlivet 12 Year scotch malt whiskey 8

Smooth, fruity, complex, sophisticated, entertaining, classic.  First matured in traditional oak, before spending time in

American oak casks which impart notes of vanilla and gives the whisky it’s distinctive smoothness.

Casa Noble, Crystal Tequila 6

The clean, crisp taste of our Blanco tequila celebrates the fresh flavor of the noble Blue Weber Agave.

Enticing aromas set the palate for flavors of honey, buttery-sweet cooked agave and a hint of citrus.

Triple distilled for a well-balanced and smoother-than-glass finish, this Blanco is in a class by itself.


Crystal Head Vodka 10

The iconic skull-shaped bottle is produced in Europe, where bits of crystal are melted into the glass to ensure absolute clarity.

Crystal Head Vodka offers a clean, clear and colourless spirit. On the nose–neutral grain aromas with a delicate touch of citrus.

Silky smooth with a hint of sweetness and vanilla. Ending with a sweet, creamy finish.

Hendricks Gin 6

Hendrick’s is an unusual gin created from eleven fine botanicals. The curious, yet marvellous, infusions of rose

& cucumber imbue the spirit with its uniquely balanced flavour resulting in an unimpeachably smooth and distinct gin.

* Our items are fried in a frier that has been used to fry other items that contain gluten, therefore these items are not safe for people with celiac disease.

**Please let your bartender know of any food allergies when ordering!

***Consuming raw or undercooked meat may increase your risk of food-borne illness.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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