friend of dorothy   7

Raspberry Vodka, Berry Vodka, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Soda Water, Rainbow Gummy.

leather daddy   9

Ardbeg Scotch,  Vermouth, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup,  Orange Slice.

Lesbian Bed Death   8

Makers Mark, Hibiscus Syrup, Lemon Juice, Campari.


Lavender Menace   6

Vanilla Vodka, Watershed Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lavender Simple Syrup, Almond Milk, Lemon Slice


homemade soup    4

Homemade soup: ask which soup we made.

phillip j. fries(vegan) (gf)*   5

Basket of  fresh hand cut fries

Add house made queso cheese or bacon     +1

blobby fries   8

A beefy, tomato-y, cheesy mess consuming your fresh hand cut fries​. 


sonic's golden onion rings(vegetarian)    7

Beer battered onion rings served with spicy sauce


luigi fingers(vegetarian)   6

Mozzarella sticks served with Marinara or Ranch


robot buffalo chicken dip   8

Served with tortilla chips & celery


jack skellington's balls(vegetarian / vegan)   6

House made pumpkin balls with garlic aioli, honey, or wing sauce for dipping. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER


tommy pickle chips(vegetarian / vegan) 6

Hand cut, buttermilk battered, fried dill pickle chips. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER

*contains fish


Dressings: Balsamic, Italian, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Honey Mustard

bulbasaur starter salad(vegetarian)    4

Small salad: cheddar, homemade croûtons, tomato, carrot, cucumber 


poison ivy's dinner salad   11

Grilled lemon pepper chicken, cheddar, homemade croûtons, green pepper, onion, tomato, carrot, cucumber


buffalo chicken salad   11

Fried or grilled buffalo chicken, homemade croûtons, cheddar, tomato

exeggutor salad(gf)*   13

Grilled chicken, fresh hand cut fries, bacon, cheddar, over easy egg, tomato

add ons

Grilled chicken or lemon pepper chicken or fried buffalo chicken    4

Add bacon    1


wocka! wocka! wings   10

10 breaded hand cut boneless chicken wings with choice of flavors below 

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

soylent-tofu wings(vegetarian / vegan)   8

“Definitely not people” tofu wings with choice of flavors below

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

frak ya chicken strips   10

4 hand cut strips of buttermilk battered fried chicken breast with hand cut fries.

With your choice of dipping sauce

wing sauces & RUBS

Sauce:  Buffalo (V+) (gf), BBQ (V+) (gf), BBQ Hot (V+) (gf), Hot Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Honey Mustard (V) (gf)    

Rubs:  Lemon Pepper (V+), Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Hallowings (V+) (gf)

 Premium from scratch Sauces +.50

Golden Snitch Sauce: A golden mustard based BBQ sauce (mild) (V+) (gf)

Bikini Bottom BBQ: A sweet and spicy pineapple based BBQ sauce (medium) (gf)

Flameo Hotman: a spicy chipotle sauce (hot, hotter than buffalo, but not a 10) (V+) (gf)


michelangelo Wrap   10

Fried or grilled chicken with marinara sauce, mozzarella, parmesan, spring mix, tomato, yellow onions, on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

Leonardo Wrap   10

Mediterranean seasoned beef, spring mix, tomato, green pepper, red onion, tzatziki sauce, feta cheese

in a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

Raphael wrap   10

Fried or grilled chicken with buffalo sauce, ranch, spring mix, tomato, yellow onions, and shredded cheddar cheese

on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

Donatello wrap   10

SQ famous pumpkin style falafel, vegan aioli, spring mix, tomato, green pepper, and yellow onion

on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

bob's basic burger   9

Burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, served with fresh hand cut fries.

Choose:  cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss 

but i'm a cheeseburger   11

Two madly in love beef patties who claim they’re friends because they go to camp together

grilled or fried porg (chicken) sandwich   10

Lettuce, tomato, onion, choice cheese: cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss

Served with fresh hand cut fries. Make it buffalo for free! 

grilled or fried Koopa paratroopa (chicken) sandwich   10

Marinara sauce, mozzarella and parmesian cheese, sauce, 

lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo.

PUMPKIN JACK VEGGIE BURGER(vegetarian / vegan)   10

Pumpkin based veggie burger with garlic aioli, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, served with fresh hand cut fries

Let your server know if you are vegan! 

This is my boom-steak   10

Steak, mozzarella, mushrooms, onions, & peppers on a hoagie roll, served with fresh hand cut fries

GRILLED CHEESUS(vegetarian)   7

Three cheeses and tomato served with fresh hand cut fries or soup


Add:  Bacon, Mushrooms, and/or a Fried Egg  + 1 Each

Substitute:  Onion rings for +2,  House Salad for +2 , Fried Pickles +2

Gluten Free Bun +2


goth girlfriend    6

Scoot Nitro Coffee, Black Vanilla Vodka, Almond Milk

friend of dorothy   7

Raspberry Vodka, Berry Vodka, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Soda Water, Rainbow Gummy.

leather daddy   9

Ardbeg Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, and an Orange Slice.

Lesbian Bed Death   8

Makers Mark, Hibiscus Syrup, Lemon Juice, Campari.


Lavender Menace   6

Vanilla Vodka, Watershed Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lavender Simple Syrup, Almond Milk, Lemon Slice


Minerva's NIghtcap   7

Black Tea infused Gin, Pimms, Lemon, House Made Lavender Simple Syrup

better butterbeer   10

Vanilla Bean Infused Western Reserve Premium Vodka, House Made Butterscotch Syrup, Cream Soda, and House Made Sweet Cream with Toasted Marshmallow Syrup.

blue milk   7

Whipped Vodka, Amaretto, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Vanilla Almond Milk.

listen here nancy   8

Silver Tequila, Lime Juice, Sage, Lavender, and Pomegranate Syrups, Ginger Beer.

slurm   7

Spiced Rum, Midori, Lime Juice, Mango Juice, Blue Curacao, Soda Water. 


scoot nitro cold brew on draft    5

Coffee brewed by local Cleveland company, run of our draft system.  Can add almond milk, cream, vanilla, caramel, or butterscotch syrup.

Lake witch crafted pisces herbal tea    3

Green Tea, Lemon Peel, Dried Pears, & Passion Flower

Lake witch crafted taurus herbal tea    3

Oolong tea, Hibiscus, dried tart red cherries (sugar added), and green cardamom

slurm lite   4

Mango Juice, Orange Juice, Lime Juice, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Seltzer Water

why not zoidberg   5

Orange Blossom Water, Bergamot Simple Syrup, Strawberry Daiquiri Syrup, Lime Juice, Orange juice, Ginger Beer, A Cherry

baby bantha blue milk   4

Blue Raspberry Vanilla Syrup, Almond Milk

first year butterbeer   4

Our non-alcoholic version of our most popular cocktail made with

our specially made spiced syrup, cream soda, and whipped cream.

Garnet   4

Pomegranate, Ginger Ale, Ginger beer, Lime, Lime Wedge.

Made with real cane sugar right here in Ohio.    2.50ea

ren red

Strawberry Pop

rebel scum

Orange Soda

Ivan's Ooze

Grape Soda

turtle Ooze

Green Apple Soda

quanta cola

Blue Raspberry Soda

nuka cola

Cherry Cola

groot beer

Root Beer

DIET groot beer

Diet Root Beer

Blood orange cbd spaRkling water, Present   8
Blood orange flavored, CBD infused sparkling water.

clausthaler   3

Dry hopped afterwards for a more beertastic taste. ** 0.5% abv

cider, downeast   6

Unfiltered hard cider, tastes like fresh apple cider.  5.1% ABV

tropical wave, ciderboys   6

Passion fruit, orange, and guava apple cider. 5.0%

dragon heart, craft artisan   6* 6oz

Apple and honey mead made with cherries and raspberries. 6.0% ABV

sour me unicorn farts, duclaw   6

This glittered sour ale is brewed with cherries, tangerines, & limes. Fruity Pebbles cereal is added into the mash and it’s finished off with a sprinkle of a natural, mineral-based edible glitter. 5.5% ABV

Criminal klp Mead, crafted artisan 7

Key lime pie mead with lime, pecans, and graham. It's so good, it should be a crime to drink. 6% ABV

grapefruit radler, steigl   5

An easy drinking grapefruit and lager radler from Austria. 2% ABV

Sol Drifter strawberry blonde, madtree   5

Strawberry Blond Ale brewed to celebrate springtime.  4.3% ABV

blueberry lavender tea beer, wild ohio   6

Gluten free lavender and blueberry infused beer. 6.5% ABV

extra white, vedett    7

Belgian White Ale with Coriander and orange peel from . 4.7% ABV

oberon ale, bells   6

Oberon is a wheat ale fermented with Bell’s signature house ale yeast, mixing a spicy hop character with mildly fruity aromas.


hammer lyte, sibling revelry   6

Light lager with blackberries and electrolytes.


weisse n easy, shiner   5

Full flavored wheat beer with only 95 calories and a hint of dewberry.

scrimshaw pilsner, norht coast   6

Easy drinking European style pilsner.  4.5% ABV

Lager, narragansett   4

A clean, crisp, refreshing, and perfectly balanced lager. 5% ABV

albino stout, butcher and the brewer   6

For all of you that drink with your eyes, full bodied white oat ale with chocolate and coffee overtones. 5.4% ABV

albino stout, butcher and brewer 6

peanut butter Milk Stout, Left Hand 6

 Peanut butter chocolate stout. Yeah it was supposed to replace that one up there but we had the space so here we are.  Compare them while supplies last! 6.2% abv

mystic mama, jackie o's  6

A complex blend of 5 hops lend a firm bitterness to the notes of grapefruit, tangerines, and pine. 7% ABV

minuteman haze IPA, working class 6

New England style IPA. 6.3% ABV

truth ipa, rhinegeist   6

With big pine notes and stone fruit underpinnings, our brewers concocted a hop blend so aromatic, so complex, that you'll almost forget you're drinking an 8.7% Imperial.



Phantom Forest Madtree   5

Stone fruit, berry, and tropical hop flavors come together with a juicy taste and smooth finish. 8% abv

tropicannon ipa, heavy seas, 4

A refreshingly fruity, citrusy twist on an American IPA.  7.25% ABV

two hearted, bells   4

Centennial hopped ipa so full on taste that you’ll think it’s bigger on the inside than the outside. 7.0% ABV

head hunter, fat heads 4

An aggressively dry-hopped, West Coast-Style IPA with a huge hop display of pine, grapefruit, citrus and pineapple.  7.5% SBV

ales & lagers

Cheetah lager, rhinegeist

Light bodied easy drinking light lager, 4.8% abv


lights on lager, jolly scholar   5

An 'elevated concert beer" as a reminder to remember our live music stages in Cleveland. 16 oz can, 5.2% abv

Holly Jolly, Fat Heads   4

Spiced holiday ale. 7.4% ABV

Apricot wheat, ithica   4

A unique combination of barley and wheat with a light apricot flavor create a wonderful ale to start the summer with. 4.9% ABV

chomolungma, jackie o's (can)   4

Honey nut brown ale 6.5% ABV

Stouts & porters

Stranger than fiction, collective arts   6

A full-bodied, smooth, creamy porter with plenty of roast flavor and hints of molasses with ridiculous amounts of chocolate and pale ale malts. 5.5% ABV

Shake Chocolate porter, boulder   4

Traditional American porter with 5 different grains, including chocolate wheat and chocolate nibs. 5.9% ABV

dragon's milk, new holland   8

A stout with roasty malt character intermingled with deep vanilla tones, all dancing in an oak bath. 11% ABV

milk stout, left hand   4

Full bodied milk stout that balances highly roast grains with lactose sugar. 5.7% ABV

draught, guinness (16 oz can)   4

It’s the irish stout all stouts are compared too. 4.1% ABV


 pineapple Cider, ace   4

Pineapple and apple cider. 5% ABV

passionfruit Cider, rekordorlig   5

Swedish cider with passionfruit. 4.5% ABV

Black Widow Cider, Ace   4

Blackberry Cider 6.0% ABV

SourS, Shandys, & Lambics

pinwheel, urban artifact (can)   5

Orange Gose with Coriander.  4.5% ABV

Pickle, urban artifact (can)   5

Pickle Gose.  4.3% ABV

gadget, urban artifact (can)   5

Blackberry and raspberry midwest fruit tart sour beer. 8.3% ABV

framboise, lindemans   6

Raspberry Lambic. 2.5% ABV


peach, Pineapple, grapefruit, watermelon mint, & mango Raspberry

Spiked seltzer. 5.0% ABV


viking blod, dansk mjod (6 oz)  12

A dense and satisfying mead made using traditional methods and enhanced with hibiscus flowers and other herbs. 19% ABV

apple pie mead, drakes (16 oz)  16

Apple mead with spices 6.0% ABV

dragons heart, crafted artisan (16 oz)  16

Apple and honey mead made with cherries and raspberries. 6.0% ABV

dbanana fosters, crafted artisan (16 oz)   15

Banana and honey mead. 6.0% ABV

Pollen-Nation, crafted artisan  (16 oz)   15

Blackberry and honey mead  6.0% ABV


old style    3

(16 oz Can)   4.64% ABV

miller Lite    3

(16 oz Can)   4.17% ABV

lager, narragansett    3

(16 oz Can)   5.0% ABV 


archer roose chardonnay (white)   6

walking dead chardonnay (white)   6

19 crimes red (red)   6

woodbridge merlot (red)   5


Absente absinthe    10

A dazzling emerald green spirit made from natural, traditional botanicals in a special century’s old recipe.


Lucid absinthe    12

Lucid Absinthe Supérieure is the first genuine absinthe made with real Grande Wormwood to be legally

available in the United States after the repeal of the 95-year ban.

suntory whisky toki whiskey    10

Hakushu malt aged in american oak balanced with grain from Chita distillery and single malts from

yamazaki aged in american and spanish oak.

Four Roses bourbon whiskey    7

Fruity, spicy, floral, cocoa, maple syrup, moderately woody aroma with hints of ripe plum & cherries,

full body, mellow with smooth & delicately long finish. 

woodford reserve bourbon whiskey    11

A rich chewy, rounded and smooth, with complex citrus cinnamon & cocoa bourbon. 

The artisanal process allows the use of five sources of bourbon.

redemption rye whiskey    6

95% premium rye whiskey.  Redemption perfectly captures the spicier & drier flavor that

was the preferred whiskey of the saloon era and popular till prohibition. 


Monkey Shoulder Blended Malt Scotch Whisky    7

Some say it tastes just like riding bareback on the wild moors of Scotland with a flame haired

maiden on Christmas morning. Others agree it tastes like 007 wearing a tuxedo wetsuit.


ardbeg 10 year, single malt scotch whisky   9

The smokiest, peatiest of scotches while staying balanced.  It’s like you’re drinking straight from the teat of scotland herself. 

The Glenlivet 12 Year scotch malt whiskey 8

Smooth, fruity, complex, sophisticated, entertaining, classic.  First matured in traditional oak, before spending time in

American oak casks which impart notes of vanilla and gives the whisky it’s distinctive smoothness.

Casa Noble, Crystal Tequila 6

The clean, crisp taste of our Blanco tequila celebrates the fresh flavor of the noble Blue Weber Agave.

Enticing aromas set the palate for flavors of honey, buttery-sweet cooked agave and a hint of citrus.

Triple distilled for a well-balanced and smoother-than-glass finish, this Blanco is in a class by itself.

Crystal Head Vodka 10

The iconic skull-shaped bottle is produced in Europe, where bits of crystal are melted into the glass to ensure absolute clarity.

Crystal Head Vodka offers a clean, clear and colourless spirit. On the nose–neutral grain aromas with a delicate touch of citrus.

Silky smooth with a hint of sweetness and vanilla. Ending with a sweet, creamy finish.

Hendricks Gin 6

Hendrick’s is an unusual gin created from eleven fine botanicals. The curious, yet marvellous, infusions of rose

& cucumber imbue the spirit with its uniquely balanced flavour resulting in an unimpeachably smooth and distinct gin.

* Our items are fried in a frier that has been used to fry other items that contain gluten, therefore these items are not safe for people with celiac disease.

**Please let your bartender know of any food allergies when ordering!

***Consuming raw or undercooked meat may increase your risk of food-borne illness.