friend of dorothy 7
Raspberry Vodka, Berry Vodka, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Soda Water, Rainbow Gummy.
leather daddy 9
Ardbeg Scotch, Vermouth, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Orange Slice.
Lesbian Bed Death 8
Makers Mark, Hibiscus Syrup, Lemon Juice, Campari.
Lavender Menace 6
Vanilla Vodka, Watershed Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lavender Simple Syrup, Almond Milk, Lemon Slice
homemade soup 4
Homemade soup: ask which soup we made.
phillip j. fries(vegan) (gf)* 5
Basket of fresh hand cut fries
Add house made queso cheese or bacon +1
blobby fries 8
A beefy, tomato-y, cheesy mess consuming your fresh hand cut fries.
sonic's golden onion rings(vegetarian) 7
Beer battered onion rings served with spicy sauce
luigi fingers(vegetarian) 6
Mozzarella sticks served with Marinara or Ranch
robot buffalo chicken dip 8
Served with tortilla chips & celery
jack skellington's balls(vegetarian / vegan) 6
House made pumpkin balls with garlic aioli, honey, or wing sauce for dipping. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER
tommy pickle chips(vegetarian / vegan) 6
Hand cut, buttermilk battered, fried dill pickle chips. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER
*contains fish
Dressings: Balsamic, Italian, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Honey Mustard
bulbasaur starter salad(vegetarian) 4
Small salad: cheddar, homemade croûtons, tomato, carrot, cucumber
poison ivy's dinner salad 11
Grilled lemon pepper chicken, cheddar, homemade croûtons, green pepper, onion, tomato, carrot, cucumber
buffalo chicken salad 11
Fried or grilled buffalo chicken, homemade croûtons, cheddar, tomato
exeggutor salad(gf)* 13
Grilled chicken, fresh hand cut fries, bacon, cheddar, over easy egg, tomato
add ons
Grilled chicken or lemon pepper chicken or fried buffalo chicken 4
Add bacon 1
wocka! wocka! wings 10
10 breaded hand cut boneless chicken wings with choice of flavors below
Served with ranch (V) (gf) or bleu cheese (V)
soylent-tofu wings(vegetarian / vegan) 8
“Definitely not people” tofu wings with choice of flavors below
Served with ranch (V) (gf) or bleu cheese (V)
frak ya chicken strips 10
4 hand cut strips of buttermilk battered fried chicken breast with hand cut fries.
With your choice of dipping sauce
wing sauces & RUBS
Sauce: Buffalo (V+) (gf), BBQ (V+) (gf), BBQ Hot (V+) (gf), Hot Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Honey Mustard (V) (gf)
Rubs: Lemon Pepper (V+), Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Hallowings (V+) (gf)
Premium from scratch Sauces +.50
Golden Snitch Sauce: A golden mustard based BBQ sauce (mild) (V+) (gf)
Bikini Bottom BBQ: A sweet and spicy pineapple based BBQ sauce (medium) (gf)
Flameo Hotman: a spicy chipotle sauce (hot, hotter than buffalo, but not a 10) (V+) (gf)
michelangelo Wrap 10
Fried or grilled chicken with marinara sauce, mozzarella, parmesan, spring mix, tomato, yellow onions, on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.
Leonardo Wrap 10
Mediterranean seasoned beef, spring mix, tomato, green pepper, red onion, tzatziki sauce, feta cheese
in a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.
Raphael wrap 10
Fried or grilled chicken with buffalo sauce, ranch, spring mix, tomato, yellow onions, and shredded cheddar cheese
on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.
Donatello wrap 10
SQ famous pumpkin style falafel, vegan aioli, spring mix, tomato, green pepper, and yellow onion
on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.
bob's basic burger 9
Burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, served with fresh hand cut fries.
Choose: cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss
but i'm a cheeseburger 11
Two madly in love beef patties who claim they’re friends because they go to camp together
grilled or fried porg (chicken) sandwich 10
Lettuce, tomato, onion, choice cheese: cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss
Served with fresh hand cut fries. Make it buffalo for free!
grilled or fried Koopa paratroopa (chicken) sandwich 10
Marinara sauce, mozzarella and parmesian cheese, sauce,
lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo.
PUMPKIN JACK VEGGIE BURGER(vegetarian / vegan) 10
Pumpkin based veggie burger with garlic aioli, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, served with fresh hand cut fries
Let your server know if you are vegan!
This is my boom-steak 10
Steak, mozzarella, mushrooms, onions, & peppers on a hoagie roll, served with fresh hand cut fries
GRILLED CHEESUS(vegetarian) 7
Three cheeses and tomato served with fresh hand cut fries or soup
Add-ONS
Add: Bacon, Mushrooms, and/or a Fried Egg + 1 Each
Substitute: Onion rings for +2, House Salad for +2 , Fried Pickles +2
Gluten Free Bun +2
goth girlfriend 6
Scoot Nitro Coffee, Black Vanilla Vodka, Almond Milk
friend of dorothy 7
Raspberry Vodka, Berry Vodka, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Soda Water, Rainbow Gummy.
leather daddy 9
Ardbeg Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, and an Orange Slice.
Lesbian Bed Death 8
Makers Mark, Hibiscus Syrup, Lemon Juice, Campari.
Lavender Menace 6
Vanilla Vodka, Watershed Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lavender Simple Syrup, Almond Milk, Lemon Slice
Minerva's NIghtcap 7
Black Tea infused Gin, Pimms, Lemon, House Made Lavender Simple Syrup
better butterbeer 10
Vanilla Bean Infused Western Reserve Premium Vodka, House Made Butterscotch Syrup, Cream Soda, and House Made Sweet Cream with Toasted Marshmallow Syrup.
blue milk 7
Whipped Vodka, Amaretto, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Vanilla Almond Milk.
listen here nancy 8
Silver Tequila, Lime Juice, Sage, Lavender, and Pomegranate Syrups, Ginger Beer.
slurm 7
Spiced Rum, Midori, Lime Juice, Mango Juice, Blue Curacao, Soda Water.
scoot nitro cold brew on draft 5
Coffee brewed by local Cleveland company, run of our draft system. Can add almond milk, cream, vanilla, caramel, or butterscotch syrup.
Lake witch crafted pisces herbal tea 3
Green Tea, Lemon Peel, Dried Pears, & Passion Flower
Lake witch crafted taurus herbal tea 3
Oolong tea, Hibiscus, dried tart red cherries (sugar added), and green cardamom
slurm lite 4
Mango Juice, Orange Juice, Lime Juice, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Seltzer Water
why not zoidberg 5
Orange Blossom Water, Bergamot Simple Syrup, Strawberry Daiquiri Syrup, Lime Juice, Orange juice, Ginger Beer, A Cherry
baby bantha blue milk 4
Blue Raspberry Vanilla Syrup, Almond Milk
first year butterbeer 4
Our non-alcoholic version of our most popular cocktail made with
our specially made spiced syrup, cream soda, and whipped cream.
Garnet 4
Pomegranate, Ginger Ale, Ginger beer, Lime, Lime Wedge.
Made with real cane sugar right here in Ohio. 2.50ea
ren red
Strawberry Pop
rebel scum
Orange Soda
Ivan's Ooze
Grape Soda
turtle Ooze
Green Apple Soda
quanta cola
Blue Raspberry Soda
nuka cola
Cherry Cola
groot beer
Root Beer
DIET groot beer
Diet Root Beer
Blood orange cbd spaRkling water, Present 8
Blood orange flavored, CBD infused sparkling water.
clausthaler 3
Dry hopped afterwards for a more beertastic taste. ** 0.5% abv
cider, downeast 6
Unfiltered hard cider, tastes like fresh apple cider. 5.1% ABV
tropical wave, ciderboys 6
Passion fruit, orange, and guava apple cider. 5.0%
dragon heart, craft artisan 6* 6oz
Apple and honey mead made with cherries and raspberries. 6.0% ABV
sour me unicorn farts, duclaw 6
This glittered sour ale is brewed with cherries, tangerines, & limes. Fruity Pebbles cereal is added into the mash and it’s finished off with a sprinkle of a natural, mineral-based edible glitter. 5.5% ABV
Criminal klp Mead, crafted artisan 7
Key lime pie mead with lime, pecans, and graham. It's so good, it should be a crime to drink. 6% ABV
grapefruit radler, steigl 5
An easy drinking grapefruit and lager radler from Austria. 2% ABV
Sol Drifter strawberry blonde, madtree 5
Strawberry Blond Ale brewed to celebrate springtime. 4.3% ABV
blueberry lavender tea beer, wild ohio 6
Gluten free lavender and blueberry infused beer. 6.5% ABV
extra white, vedett 7
Belgian White Ale with Coriander and orange peel from . 4.7% ABV
oberon ale, bells 6
Oberon is a wheat ale fermented with Bell’s signature house ale yeast, mixing a spicy hop character with mildly fruity aromas.
Hammer
hammer lyte, sibling revelry 6
Light lager with blackberries and electrolytes.
weisse n easy, shiner 5
Full flavored wheat beer with only 95 calories and a hint of dewberry.
scrimshaw pilsner, norht coast 6
Easy drinking European style pilsner. 4.5% ABV
Lager, narragansett 4
A clean, crisp, refreshing, and perfectly balanced lager. 5% ABV
albino stout, butcher and the brewer 6
For all of you that drink with your eyes, full bodied white oat ale with chocolate and coffee overtones. 5.4% ABV
albino stout, butcher and brewer 6
peanut butter Milk Stout, Left Hand 6
Peanut butter chocolate stout. Yeah it was supposed to replace that one up there but we had the space so here we are. Compare them while supplies last! 6.2% abv
mystic mama, jackie o's 6
A complex blend of 5 hops lend a firm bitterness to the notes of grapefruit, tangerines, and pine. 7% ABV
minuteman haze IPA, working class 6
New England style IPA. 6.3% ABV
truth ipa, rhinegeist 6
With big pine notes and stone fruit underpinnings, our brewers concocted a hop blend so aromatic, so complex, that you'll almost forget you're drinking an 8.7% Imperial.
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hoppy
Phantom Forest Madtree 5
Stone fruit, berry, and tropical hop flavors come together with a juicy taste and smooth finish. 8% abv
tropicannon ipa, heavy seas, 4
A refreshingly fruity, citrusy twist on an American IPA. 7.25% ABV
two hearted, bells 4
Centennial hopped ipa so full on taste that you’ll think it’s bigger on the inside than the outside. 7.0% ABV
head hunter, fat heads 4
An aggressively dry-hopped, West Coast-Style IPA with a huge hop display of pine, grapefruit, citrus and pineapple. 7.5% SBV
ales & lagers
Cheetah lager, rhinegeist
Light bodied easy drinking light lager, 4.8% abv
lights on lager, jolly scholar 5
An 'elevated concert beer" as a reminder to remember our live music stages in Cleveland. 16 oz can, 5.2% abv
Holly Jolly, Fat Heads 4
Spiced holiday ale. 7.4% ABV
Apricot wheat, ithica 4
A unique combination of barley and wheat with a light apricot flavor create a wonderful ale to start the summer with. 4.9% ABV
chomolungma, jackie o's (can) 4
Honey nut brown ale 6.5% ABV
Stouts & porters
Stranger than fiction, collective arts 6
A full-bodied, smooth, creamy porter with plenty of roast flavor and hints of molasses with ridiculous amounts of chocolate and pale ale malts. 5.5% ABV
Shake Chocolate porter, boulder 4
Traditional American porter with 5 different grains, including chocolate wheat and chocolate nibs. 5.9% ABV
dragon's milk, new holland 8
A stout with roasty malt character intermingled with deep vanilla tones, all dancing in an oak bath. 11% ABV
milk stout, left hand 4
Full bodied milk stout that balances highly roast grains with lactose sugar. 5.7% ABV
draught, guinness (16 oz can) 4
It’s the irish stout all stouts are compared too. 4.1% ABV
Ciders
pineapple Cider, ace 4
Pineapple and apple cider. 5% ABV
passionfruit Cider, rekordorlig 5
Swedish cider with passionfruit. 4.5% ABV
Black Widow Cider, Ace 4
Blackberry Cider 6.0% ABV
SourS, Shandys, & Lambics
pinwheel, urban artifact (can) 5
Orange Gose with Coriander. 4.5% ABV
Pickle, urban artifact (can) 5
Pickle Gose. 4.3% ABV
gadget, urban artifact (can) 5
Blackberry and raspberry midwest fruit tart sour beer. 8.3% ABV
framboise, lindemans 6
Raspberry Lambic. 2.5% ABV
Seltzers
peach, Pineapple, grapefruit, watermelon mint, & mango Raspberry
Spiked seltzer. 5.0% ABV
MEAD
viking blod, dansk mjod (6 oz) 12
A dense and satisfying mead made using traditional methods and enhanced with hibiscus flowers and other herbs. 19% ABV
apple pie mead, drakes (16 oz) 16
Apple mead with spices 6.0% ABV
dragons heart, crafted artisan (16 oz) 16
Apple and honey mead made with cherries and raspberries. 6.0% ABV
dbanana fosters, crafted artisan (16 oz) 15
Banana and honey mead. 6.0% ABV
Pollen-Nation, crafted artisan (16 oz) 15
Blackberry and honey mead 6.0% ABV
DOMESTICS
old style 3
(16 oz Can) 4.64% ABV
miller Lite 3
(16 oz Can) 4.17% ABV
lager, narragansett 3
(16 oz Can) 5.0% ABV
archer roose chardonnay (white) 6
walking dead chardonnay (white) 6
19 crimes red (red) 6
woodbridge merlot (red) 5
Absente absinthe 10
A dazzling emerald green spirit made from natural, traditional botanicals in a special century’s old recipe.
Lucid absinthe 12
Lucid Absinthe Supérieure is the first genuine absinthe made with real Grande Wormwood to be legally
available in the United States after the repeal of the 95-year ban.
suntory whisky toki whiskey 10
Hakushu malt aged in american oak balanced with grain from Chita distillery and single malts from
yamazaki aged in american and spanish oak.
Four Roses bourbon whiskey 7
Fruity, spicy, floral, cocoa, maple syrup, moderately woody aroma with hints of ripe plum & cherries,
full body, mellow with smooth & delicately long finish.
woodford reserve bourbon whiskey 11
A rich chewy, rounded and smooth, with complex citrus cinnamon & cocoa bourbon.
The artisanal process allows the use of five sources of bourbon.
redemption rye whiskey 6
95% premium rye whiskey. Redemption perfectly captures the spicier & drier flavor that
was the preferred whiskey of the saloon era and popular till prohibition.
Monkey Shoulder Blended Malt Scotch Whisky 7
Some say it tastes just like riding bareback on the wild moors of Scotland with a flame haired
maiden on Christmas morning. Others agree it tastes like 007 wearing a tuxedo wetsuit.
ardbeg 10 year, single malt scotch whisky 9
The smokiest, peatiest of scotches while staying balanced. It’s like you’re drinking straight from the teat of scotland herself.
The Glenlivet 12 Year scotch malt whiskey 8
Smooth, fruity, complex, sophisticated, entertaining, classic. First matured in traditional oak, before spending time in
American oak casks which impart notes of vanilla and gives the whisky it’s distinctive smoothness.
Casa Noble, Crystal Tequila 6
The clean, crisp taste of our Blanco tequila celebrates the fresh flavor of the noble Blue Weber Agave.
Enticing aromas set the palate for flavors of honey, buttery-sweet cooked agave and a hint of citrus.
Triple distilled for a well-balanced and smoother-than-glass finish, this Blanco is in a class by itself.
Crystal Head Vodka 10
The iconic skull-shaped bottle is produced in Europe, where bits of crystal are melted into the glass to ensure absolute clarity.
Crystal Head Vodka offers a clean, clear and colourless spirit. On the nose–neutral grain aromas with a delicate touch of citrus.
Silky smooth with a hint of sweetness and vanilla. Ending with a sweet, creamy finish.
Hendricks Gin 6
Hendrick’s is an unusual gin created from eleven fine botanicals. The curious, yet marvellous, infusions of rose
& cucumber imbue the spirit with its uniquely balanced flavour resulting in an unimpeachably smooth and distinct gin.
* Our items are fried in a frier that has been used to fry other items that contain gluten, therefore these items are not safe for people with celiac disease.
**Please let your bartender know of any food allergies when ordering!
***Consuming raw or undercooked meat may increase your risk of food-borne illness.