housemade tomato soup(vegetarian)    4

Homemade Tomato Soup

phillip j. fries(vegan) (gf)*   5

Basket of  fresh hand cut fries

Add house made queso cheese or bacon     +1

 

blobby fries   8

A beefy, tomato-y, cheesy mess consuming your fresh hand cut fries​. 

 

sonic's golden onion rings(vegetarian)    7

Beer battered onion rings served with spicy sauce

 

luigi fingers(vegetarian)   6

Mozzarella sticks served with Marinara or Ranch

 

robot buffalo chicken dip   8

Served with tortilla chips & celery

 

jack skellington's balls(vegetarian / vegan)   6

House made pumpkin balls with garlic aioli, honey, or wing sauce for dipping. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER

 

tommy pickle chips(vegetarian / vegan) 6

Hand cut, buttermilk battered, fried dill pickle chips. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER

Dressings: Balsamic, Italian, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Honey Mustard
 

bulbasaur starter salad(vegetarian)    4

Small salad: cheddar, homemade croûtons, tomato, carrot, cucumber 

 

poison ivy's dinner salad   11

Grilled lemon pepper chicken, cheddar, homemade croûtons, green pepper, onion, tomato, carrot, cucumber

 

buffalo chicken salad   11

Fried or grilled buffalo chicken, homemade croûtons, cheddar, tomato

exeggutor salad(gf)*   13

Grilled chicken, fresh hand cut fries, bacon, cheddar, over easy egg, tomato

add ons

Grilled chicken or lemon pepper chicken or fried buffalo chicken    4

Add bacon    1

chocobo chicken wings(gf)*    10

10 chicken wings with choice of flavors below

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

wocka! wocka! wings   10

10 breaded hand cut boneless chicken wings with choice of flavors below 

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

soylent-tofu wings(vegetarian / vegan)   8

“Definitely not people” tofu wings with choice of flavors below

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

frak ya chicken strips   10

4 hand cut strips of buttermilk battered fried chicken breast with hand cut fries.

With your choice of dipping sauce

wing sauces & RUBS

Sauce:  Buffalo (V+) (gf), BBQ (V+) (gf), BBQ Hot (V+) (gf), Hot Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Honey Mustard (V) (gf)    

Rubs:  Lemon Pepper (V+), Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Hallowings (V+) (gf)

 Premium from scratch Sauces +.50

Golden Snitch Sauce: A golden mustard based BBQ sauce (mild) (V+) (gf)

Bikini Bottom BBQ: A sweet and spicy pineapple based BBQ sauce (medium) (gf)

Flameo Hotman: a spicy chipotle sauce (hot, hotter than buffalo, but not a 10) (V+) (gf)

bob's basic burger   9

Burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, served with fresh hand cut fries.

Choose:  cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss 

but i'm a cheeseburger   11

Two madly in love beef patties who claim they’re friends because they go to camp together

grilled or fried porg (chicken) sandwich   10

served with fresh hand cut fries.. Make it buffalo for free! 

PUMPKIN JACK VEGGIE BURGER(vegetarian / vegan)   10

Pumpkin based veggie burger with garlic aioli, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, served with fresh hand cut fries

Let your server know if you are vegan! 

This is my boom-steak   10

Steak, mozzarella, mushrooms, onions, & peppers on a hoagie roll, served with fresh hand cut fries

GRILLED CHEESUS(vegetarian)   7

Three cheeses and tomato served with fresh hand cut fries or soup

Add-ONS

Add:  Bacon, Mushrooms, and/or a Fried Egg  + 1 Each

Substitute:  Onion rings for +2,  House Salad for +2 

Gluten Free Bun +2

butterbeer   8

Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Schnapps, Cinerator Whiskey, Cream Soda, Whipped Cream.

 

sonic screwdriver   7

Orange Vodka, Blue Curacao, OJ, splash of RedBull. 

blue milk   7

Whipped Vodka, Amaretto, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Vanilla Almond Milk.

listen here nancy   8

Silver Tequila, Lime Juice, Sage, Lavender, and Pomegranate Syrups, Ginger Beer.

friend of dorothy   7

Raspberry Vodka, Berry Vodka, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Soda Water, Rainbow Gummy.

new! slurm   7

Spiced Rum, Midori, Lime Juice, Mango Juice, Blue Curacao, Soda Water. 

new! Spongebob Square Margarita   8

Pineapple, Lime, Gold Tequila, Triple Sec, Orange Juice, Pineapple Sage Simple Syrup. 

frog lady's eggs   7

Watershed Four Peel Gin, Raspberry Syrup, Lime Juice, Seltzer Water, Strawberry Poppin Boba 

Better Butterbeer   11

Vanilla Bean Infused Western Reserve Premium Vodka, House Made Butterscotch Syrup,

Cream Soda, House Made Sweet Cream with Toasted Marshmallow Syrup

second breakfast   8

Downeast's Unfiltered Hard Cider, Hickory Smoked Maple Syrup Infused Bourbon  

Boozeberry martini   8 while supplies last

Blueberry Vodka, Amaretto, Almond Milk, Simple Syrup, Boo Berry Cereal 

Pumpkintini   8 while supplies last

Captain Morgan, Whipped Vodka, Frangelico, Fulton's Pumpkin, Cinnamon  

goth girlfriend   8 while supplies last

Cold Brew Coffee, Black Vanilla Vodka, Almond Milk

halfling breakfast   4

House Infused Smoked Maple Cider

baby bantha blue milk   4

Blue Raspberry Vanilla Syrup, Almond Milk

first year butterbeer   4

Our non-alcoholic version of our most popular cocktail made with

our specially made spiced syrup, cream soda, and whipped cream.

Garnet   4

Pomegranate, Ginger Ale, Ginger beer, Lime, Lime Wedge.

Made with real cane sugar right here in Ohio.    2.50ea

eric's purple passion

Grape Pop

quantum cola

Blue Raspberry Soda

nuka-cola

Black Cherry Cola

ren red

Strawberry Pop

rebel scum

Orange Soda

turtle ooze

Wild Apple Soda

groot beer

Root Beer

DIET groot beer

Diet Root Beer

clausthaler   3
Dry hopped afterwards for a more beertastic taste. ** 0.5% abv

blood orange CBD soda water   8

0% ABV

original cider, downeast   5

Unfiltered cider that tasted like it’s been freshly pressed. 5.1% ABV

pumpkin blend cider, downeast   5

Apples pressed with pumpkins, aged with chai tea 5.1% ABV

dortmunder, great lakes   5

The lager that has taught countless Clevelanders to love craft beer. 5.0% ABV

 

cheetah lager, rhinegiest   4

Easy drinking lager brewed in Cincinnati. 4.8% ABV

 

blood brood hefeweizen, sibling revelry   5

German hefeweizen with orange peel and blood orange puree. 5.0% ABV

 

henry's law ipa, jolly scholar   5

Tropical Wheat IPA that you’ll want to drink all day long. 70 IBU 6.0% ABV

 

magdalena pilsner   5

A pilsner made to show off its flavor and not hide it with arctic cold. 5.8% ABV

 

haunted hayride, masthead   6

Pumpkin ale brewed with cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger.  7.3% ABV

 

octoberfest, bells   5

Flavorful session beer and perfect for autumn, Octoberfest spends a full six weeks fermenting. 

 

shandy, narragansett   5

A combination of Narragansett’s century old recipe and Del’s Lemonade. 4.7% ABV

 

flamingo dream, left hand   5

A bright pink berry blonde ale on nitro. 4.7% ABV

 

hard wired, left hand   5

Coffee porter with chocolate malt, coffee, and toffee notes. 6.0% ABV

necromangocon, b. nektar   6* 6oz

Mango mead with a touch of black pepper. 6.2% ABV

 

icelandic white ale,  einstok   6

A complex witbier with coriander, orange peel, a touch of oats, and pure Icelandic water. 5.2% ABV

 

the repeater euro lager, butcher & brewer   5

Light, crisp, thirst-quenching. 5.3% ABV

 

s'more chocolate & marshmallow Ale, shiner   6

Dark roasted malts balance notes of chocolate and graham cracker with hints of vanilla and cinnamon. 5.0% ABV

 

Spice Spice Baby, Butcher & THE Brewer   5
German malt bill and notes of citrus peel, cinnamon, ginger and nutmeg. 7.6% ABV

ipa, sibling revelry   6

Big pine, citrus, and stone fruit aromas with a clean, dry finish.  60 IBU 6.5% ABV

 

Clock Out Stout, Working Class   6

Peanut butter chocolate stout. 6.0% ABV

oberon ale, bells   5

Oberon is a wheat ale fermented with Bell’s signature house ale yeast, mixing a spicy hop character with mildly fruity aromas.

 

la roja, jolly pumpkin   6* 10oz

Sour flemish amber ale aged in bourbon barrels. An unfiltered and blended in barrels ranging from 2 to 15 months. 7.2% ABV

hoppy

fresh squeezed, deschutes   4

This mouthwateringly delicious IPA gets its flavor from a heavy helping of citra and mosaic hops..6.4% ABV

glutiny, new belgium   4

Easy drinking full flavored pale ale (gluten removed) 7.0% ABV

two hearted, bells   4

Centennial hopped ipa so full on taste that you’ll think it’s bigger on the inside than the outside. 7.0% ABV

mystic mama, jackie o's 4

West coast style IPA that has been one of SQ's favorites for years. 7.0% ABV

ales & lagers

spooky tooth imperial pumpkin ale, fat heads   6

Rich amber color with aroma of sweet pumpkin pie and savory spices with hints of sweet malt. 9% ABV

orange avenue wit, corando   4

wheat ale with orange peels, orange blossom honey, & coriander. 5.2% ABV

scrimshaw pilsner, north coast   4

Is or will be your favorite pilsner. 4.5% ABV

chomolungma, jackie o's (can)   4

Honey nut brown ale 6.5% ABV

Fat Tire belgian ale, New Belgium (16 oz can)   4

White easy drinking belgian ale. 5.2% ABV

 

bright white ale, bells   3

A stylish and refreshing Wheat Ale.  Fermented with a Belgian ale yeast, this blend of barley and wheat malts

yields a mixture of clove and fruity aromas, all without the use of any spices. 5.4% ABV

Stouts & porters

dragon's milk, new holland   8

A stout with roasty malt character intermingled with deep vanilla tones, all dancing in an oak bath. 11% ABV

Java the Stout, jackie o's   5

Coffee Stout brewed with Lactose and Ridge Runner French Roast coffee beans. 6.5% ABV

milk stout, duck-rabbit   4

Full bodied milk stout that balances highly roast grains with lactose sugar. 5.7% ABV

coffee, pabst (can)   6

Coffee, milk, and vanilla and no pbr flavor means this is caffinated alcohol you’ve been waiting for. 5.0% ABV

draught, guinness (16 oz can)   6

It’s the irish stout all stouts are compared too. 4.1% ABV

Ciders

wild berry, rekordorlig   5

Swedish pear cider with wild berries. 7.0% ABV

ginger, ace   4

Dry ginger and apple cider. 6.0% ABV

burn out, sociable   5

Habanero and cucumber cider. 6.4% ABV

guava, ace   4

Dry cider with guava puree. 6% ABV

mad bark, cider boys   3

Spiced cider. 6% ABV

triple jam, blakes (can)   4

Strawberry, blackberry, and raspberry semi-sweet cider. 5.0% ABV

SourS, Shandys, & Lambics

 

RB & Raspberry Jelly, collective arts (can)   8

Hand craft limited release sour with peanut butter and raspberry jelly in 16 oz an designed by a local Chicagan artist. 5.2% ABV

Christmas Pickle, urban artifact (can)   5

Pickle Gose.  4.3% ABV

gadget, urban artifact (can)   5

Blackberry and raspberry midwest fruit tart sour beer. 8.3% ABV

framboise, lindemans   6

Raspberry Lambic. 2.5% ABV

Selzters

cherry lime, mighty swell (can)   3

Juicy cherry and a bit of zesty lime. 5.0% ABV

peach, mighty swell (can)   3

Sweet, refreshing peach. 5.0% ABV

white claw (can)   3

black cherry, mango, & grapefruit ​

Low on sugar and calories big on flavor and only 110 calories. 5.0% ABV

blood orange CBD soda water   8

0% ABV

MEAD

apple pie, brother's drake (12 oz)   16

Apple mead, one of SQ's most popular 6.0% ABV

apple crumble, crafted (16 oz)  15

Apple mead with spices 6.0% ABV

Dragon Heart, crafted (16 oz)   15

Wildflower honey and apple cider combined with tart cherries and raspberries. 6.0% ABV

DOMESTICS

bud light     3

(16 oz Can)   4.64% ABV

old style    3

(16 oz Can)   4.64% ABV

miller Lite    3

(16 oz Can)   4.17% ABV

miller high life   2

(Bottle)   4.6% ABV

lager, narragansett    3

(16 oz Can)   5.0% ABV 

archer roose chardonnay (white)   6

walking dead chardonnay (white)   6

19 crimes red (red)   6

woodbridge pinot grigio (white)   5

woodbridge merlot (red)   5

Absente absinthe    10

A dazzling emerald green spirit made from natural, traditional botanicals in a special century’s old recipe.

 

Lucid absinthe    12

Lucid Absinthe Supérieure is the first genuine absinthe made with real Grande Wormwood to be legally

available in the United States after the repeal of the 95-year ban.

suntory whisky toki whiskey    10

Hakushu malt aged in american oak balanced with grain from Chita distillery and single malts from

yamazaki aged in american and spanish oak.

Four Roses bourbon whiskey    7

Fruity, spicy, floral, cocoa, maple syrup, moderately woody aroma with hints of ripe plum & cherries,

full body, mellow with smooth & delicately long finish. 

woodford reserve bourbon whiskey    11

A rich chewy, rounded and smooth, with complex citrus cinnamon & cocoa bourbon. 

The artisanal process allows the use of five sources of bourbon.

redemption rye whiskey    6

95% premium rye whiskey.  Redemption perfectly captures the spicier & drier flavor that

was the preferred whiskey of the saloon era and popular till prohibition. 

 

Monkey Shoulder Blended Malt Scotch Whisky    7

Some say it tastes just like riding bareback on the wild moors of Scotland with a flame haired

maiden on Christmas morning. Others agree it tastes like 007 wearing a tuxedo wetsuit.

 

ardbeg 10 year, single malt scotch whisky   9

The smokiest, peatiest of scotches while staying balanced.  It’s like you’re drinking straight from the teat of scotland herself. 

The Glenlivet 12 Year scotch malt whiskey

Smooth, fruity, complex, sophisticated, entertaining, classic.  First matured in traditional oak, before spending time in

American oak casks which impart notes of vanilla and gives the whisky it’s distinctive smoothness.

Casa Noble, Crystal Tequila

The clean, crisp taste of our Blanco tequila celebrates the fresh flavor of the noble Blue Weber Agave.

Enticing aromas set the palate for flavors of honey, buttery-sweet cooked agave and a hint of citrus.

Triple distilled for a well-balanced and smoother-than-glass finish, this Blanco is in a class by itself.


Crystal Head Vodka

The iconic skull-shaped bottle is produced in Europe, where bits of crystal are melted into the glass to ensure absolute clarity.

Crystal Head Vodka offers a clean, clear and colourless spirit. On the nose–neutral grain aromas with a delicate touch of citrus.

Silky smooth with a hint of sweetness and vanilla. Ending with a sweet, creamy finish.

Hendricks Gin

Hendrick’s is an unusual gin created from eleven fine botanicals. The curious, yet marvellous, infusions of rose

& cucumber imbue the spirit with its uniquely balanced flavour resulting in an unimpeachably smooth and distinct gin.

* Our items are fried in a frier that has been used to fry other items that contain gluten, therefore these items are not safe for people with celiac disease.

**Please let your bartender know of any food allergies when ordering!

***Consuming raw or undercooked meat may increase your risk of food-borne illness.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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