A Thanksgiving Meatwad special   11

Seasoned turkey meatballs in a tangy cranberry sauce on a bun toasted in herb butter and a side of fries.

Fried Greenbeens  4

Tempura battered green beans fried and served with a cranberry dipping sauce (or sauce of your choice)

Pumpkintini    8

Martini: Fulton Pumpkin Liquor, Captain Morgan, Frangelica, Whipped Vodka

second breakfast  8

Pint: Hickory smoked maple infused bourbon, Downeast Unfiltered Cider

boozeberry martini    7

Martini: Blueberry Vodka, Amaretto, Almond Milk, Booberry Cereal

goth girlfriend    7

Rocks: Scoot Nitro Coffee, Black Vanilla Vodka, Almond Milk


Fried Greenbeens  4

Tempura battered green beans fried and served with a cranberry dipping sauce (or sauce of your choice)

homemade tomato soup     4

Homemade tomato soup.

phillip j. fries(vegan) (gf)*   5

Basket of  fresh hand cut fries

Add house made queso cheese or bacon     +1


blobby fries   8

A beefy, tomato-y, cheesy mess consuming your fresh hand cut fries​. 

mac n cheese eggroll  8

House made with macaroni, cheeses, jalapenos, and spices with Spicy or Regular Ranch

sonic's golden onion rings(vegetarian)    7

Beer battered onion rings served with spicy sauce


jack skellington's balls(vegetarian / vegan)   6

House made pumpkin balls with garlic aioli, honey, or wing sauce for dipping. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER


robot buffalo chicken dip   8

Served with tortilla chips & celery

tommy pickle chips(vegetarian / vegan) 6

Hand cut, buttermilk battered, fried dill pickle chips. VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE, ASK YOUR SERVER

luigi fingers(vegetarian)   6

Mozzarella sticks served with Marinara or Ranch

*contains fish


Dressings: Balsamic, Italian, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Honey Mustard

bulbasaur starter salad(vegetarian)    4

Small salad: cheddar, homemade croûtons, tomato, carrot, cucumber 


poison ivy's dinner salad   11

Grilled lemon pepper chicken, cheddar, homemade croûtons, green pepper, onion, tomato, carrot, cucumber


buffalo chicken salad   11

Fried or grilled buffalo chicken, homemade croûtons, cheddar, tomato

exeggutor salad(gf)*   13

Grilled chicken, fresh hand cut fries, bacon, cheddar, over easy egg, tomato

add ons

Grilled chicken or lemon pepper chicken or fried buffalo chicken    4

Add bacon    1


wocka! wocka! wings   10

10 breaded hand cut boneless chicken wings with choice of flavors below 

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

soylent-tofu wings(vegetarian / vegan)   8

“Definitely not people” tofu wings with choice of flavors below

Served with ranch (V) (gf)  or bleu cheese (V)

frak ya chicken strips   10

4 hand cut strips of buttermilk battered fried chicken breast with hand cut fries.

With your choice of dipping sauce

wing sauces & RUBS

Sauce:  Buffalo (V+) (gf), BBQ (V+) (gf), BBQ Hot (V+) (gf), Hot Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Honey Mustard (V) (gf)    

Rubs:  Lemon Pepper (V+), Parmesan Garlic (V) (gf), Hallowings (V+) (gf)

 Premium from scratch Sauces +.50

Golden Snitch Sauce: A golden mustard based BBQ sauce (mild) (V+) (gf)

Bikini Bottom BBQ: A sweet and spicy pineapple based BBQ sauce (medium) (gf)

Flameo Hotman: a spicy chipotle sauce (hot, hotter than buffalo, but not a 10) (V+) (gf)


A Thanksgiving Meatwad special   11

Seasoned turkey meatballs in a tangy cranberry sauce on a bun toasted in herb butter and a side of fries.

Leonardo Wrap   10

Mediterranean seasoned beef, spring mix, tomato, green pepper, red onion, tzatziki sauce, feta cheese

in a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

Raphael wrap   10

Fried or grilled chicken with buffalo sauce, ranch, spring mix, tomato, yellow onions, and shredded cheddar cheese

on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

Donatello wrap   10

SQ famous pumpkin style falafel, vegan aioli, spring mix, tomato, green pepper, and yellow onion

on a spinach wrap with fresh hand cut fries.

bob's basic burger   9

Burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, served with fresh hand cut fries.

Choose:  cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss 

but i'm a cheeseburger   11

Two madly in love beef patties who claim they’re friends because they go to camp together

grilled or fried porg (chicken) sandwich   10

Lettuce, tomato, onion, choice cheese: cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss

Served with fresh hand cut fries. Make it buffalo for free! 

PUMPKIN JACK VEGGIE BURGER(vegetarian / vegan)   10

Pumpkin based veggie burger with garlic aioli, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, served with fresh hand cut fries

Let your server know if you are vegan! 

This is my boom-steak   10

Steak, mozzarella, mushrooms, onions, & peppers on a hoagie roll, served with fresh hand cut fries

GRILLED CHEESUS(vegetarian)   7

Three cheeses and tomato served with fresh hand cut fries or soup


Add:  Bacon, Mushrooms, and/or a Fried Egg  + 1 Each

Substitute:  Onion rings for +2,  House Salad for +2 , Fried Pickles +2

Gluten Free Bun +2


Pumpkintini    8

Martini: Fulton Pumpkin Liquor, Captain Morgan, Frangelica, Whipped Vodka

second breakfast  8

Pint: Hickory smoked maple infused bourbon, Downeast Unfiltered Cider

boozeberry martini    7

Martini: Blueberry Vodka, Amaretto, Almond Milk, Booberry Cereal

goth girlfriend    7

Rocks: Scoot Nitro Coffee, Black Vanilla Vodka, Almond Milk


butterbeer   10

Vanilla Bean Infused Western Reserve Premium Vodka, House Made Butterscotch Syrup, Cream Soda, and House Made Sweet Cream with Toasted Marshmallow Syrup.

Minerva's NIghtcap   7

Black Tea infused Gin, Pimms, Lemon, House Made Lavender Simple Syrup

blue milk   6

Whipped Vodka, Amaretto, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Vanilla Almond Milk.

listen here nancy   8

Silver Tequila, Lime Juice, Sage, Lavender, and Pomegranate Syrups, Ginger Beer.

slurm   7

Spiced Rum, Midori, Lime Juice, Mango Juice, Blue Curacao, Soda Water. 


gordtini    4

Pumpkin Spiced Syrup, HP Butterscotch Syrup, Vanilla Chai, Almond Milk, Cinammon

Veil of Summer    4

Lavender Simple Syrup, Blue Raspberry Simple Syrup, Lemonade

Lake witch crafted pisces herbal tea    3

Green Tea, Lemon Peel, Dried Pears, & Passion Flower

slurm lite   4

Mango Juice, Orange Juice, Lime Juice, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Seltzer Water

baby bantha blue milk   4

Blue Raspberry Vanilla Syrup, Almond Milk

first year butterbeer   4

Our non-alcoholic version of our most popular cocktail made with

our specially made spiced syrup, cream soda, and whipped cream.

Garnet   4

Pomegranate, Ginger Ale, Ginger beer, Lime, Lime Wedge.

scoot nitro cold brew on draft    5

Coffee brewed by local Cleveland company, run of our draft system.  Can add almond milk, cream, vanilla, caramel, or butterscotch syrup.​

nitro Butterbeer   6

Scoot cold brew, House Made Butterscotch Syrup, Toasted Marshmallow Sweet Cream topping

why not zoidberg   5

Orange Blossom Water, Bergamot Simple Syrup, Strawberry Daiquiri Syrup, Lime Juice, Orange juice, Ginger Beer, A Cherry

Made with real cane sugar right here in Ohio.    2.50ea

ren red

Strawberry Pop

rebel scum

Orange Soda

Ivan's Ooze

Grape Soda

turtle Ooze

Green Apple Soda

quanta cola

Blue Raspberry Soda

nuka cola

Cherry Cola

groot beer

Root Beer

DIET groot beer

Diet Root Beer

Blood orange cbd spaRkling water, Present   8
Blood orange flavored, CBD infused sparkling water.

lemon lime cbd sparkling water, present   8

Passionfruit and guava CBD infused sparkling water.

clausthaler   3

Dry hopped afterwards for a more beertastic taste. ** 0.5% abv

cider, downeast   6

Unfiltered hard cider, tastes like fresh apple cider.  5.1% ABV

cider donut, 1911   6

Cider with brown sugar and spices. 6.9%

Pumpkin Cider, McKenzies  6

It's like an alcoholic pumpkin roll.  5.0% ABV

pumpkin ale, whole hog   6

Pumpkin ale with pumpkin pie spices, cinnamon, nutmeg, and real pumpkin. 7% ABV

Nitro imperial pumpkin porter, epic   6

Flavors of fresh-cut pumpkin and chocolate and complemented by hints of clove, fresh Madagascar vanilla beans, nutmeg, and allspice. 7.0% ABV

Mocha oatmeal stout, sibling revelry   6

Oatmeal stout conditioned with cacao nibs and coffee sourced from Cleveland Duck-Rabbit coffee.  6.5% ABV

double cream stout, bells 6

Smooth drinking stout with light cocoa and coffee flavors. Does not contain dairy.  6.1% ABV

apple crumble mead, crafted artisan   6

6 oz. Tastes of apple and baked crumble with caramelized sugar and spices.. 6.0% ABV

bushel, urban artifact   6

It tastes like a sour baked apple. 4.5% ABV

rainbow sherbet, prairie artisan Ales   7

Sour ale with rainbow sherbet flavors. 5.2% ABV

sour monkey, victory 6

Sour Belgian triple ale. 9.2% ABV

ruby redbird, shiner   5

Grapefruit and ginger lager. 4.0%

goggle fogger, fat heads   6

German style unfiltered wheat ale.  5.4% ABV

Rind of Matter ale, bells   6

Refreshing wheat ale with a bit of lemon and orange zest. 5.0%


scrimshaw pilsner, north coast   6

Easy drinking European style pilsner.  4.5% ABV

local's light lager, shorts   4

Light and tasty lager. 5.2% ABV

albino stout, butcher and brewer 6

mystic mama, jackie o's  6

A complex blend of 5 hops lend a firm bitterness to the notes of grapefruit, tangerines, and pine. 7% ABV

aviator ipa, working class  6

American IPA with Warrior, Chinook and Mosaic hops. 7% ABV

phsychopathy ipa, madtree   6

Floral citrus IPA with Cascade, Chinook, and Centennial .6.9% ABV


loose cannon ipa, heavy seas, 4

IPA with notes of grapefruit, herbs, and pine.  7.25% ABV

two hearted, bells   4

Centennial hopped ipa so full on taste that you’ll think it’s bigger on the inside than the outside. 7.0% ABV

head hunter, fat heads 4

An aggressively dry-hopped, West Coast-Style IPA with a huge hop display of pine, grapefruit, citrus and pineapple.  7.5% SBV

ales & lagers

spooky tooth imperial pumpkin ale, fat heads   6

Creamy ale with flavors of pumpkin followed by sweet malt, pie crust, spice, hints of brown sugar, and  clean finish. 9.0% abv


lights on lager, jolly scholar   5

An 'elevated concert beer" as a reminder to remember our live music stages in Cleveland. 16 oz can, 5.2% abv


Stouts & porters

dragon's milk, new holland   8

A stout with roasty malt character intermingled with deep vanilla tones, all dancing in an oak bath. 11% ABV

s'more gratitude stout, Madtree

Stout with cocoa powder, cocoa nibs, vanill beans, and lactose. ABV 7.5%

milk stout, left hand   4

Full bodied milk stout that balances highly roast grains with lactose sugar. 5.7% ABV

kalamazoo stout, bells   4

Full bodied milk stout with coffe and chocolate notes. 6.0% ABV

draught, guinness (16 oz can)   4

It’s the irish stout all stouts are compared too. 4.1% ABV



pineapple Cider, ace   4

Pineapple and apple cider. 5% ABV

strawberry lime Cider, rekordorlig   5

Swedish cider with strawberry and lime juice. 4.5% ABV

Apple, Bold Rock   4

 Mildly tart green apple cider 4.7% ABV

SourS, Shandys, & Lambics

Pickle, urban artifact (can)   5

Pickle Gose.  4.3% ABV

gadget, urban artifact (can)   5

Blackberry and raspberry midwest fruit tart sour beer. 8.3% ABV

framboise, lindemans   6

Raspberry Lambic. 2.5% ABV


strawberry lemon basil, boulevard   4

Strawberry, lemon, and basil seltzer. 4.2% ABV

Mighty swell   3

Pineapple & Blackberry

Spiked seltzer. 5.0% ABV


battle axe, drakes(6 oz glass)   9

Mead with cranberry, juniper, and vanilla 13.0% ABV

buckwheat, feisty (6 oz glass)  9

Mead made with buckwheat blossoms for a sweet and earthy flavor. 13.5% ABV

apple pie mead, drakes (16 oz)  16

Apple mead with spices 6.0% ABV

dragons heart, crafted artisan (16 oz)  16

Apple and honey mead made with cherries and raspberries. 6.0% ABV

gose project: blackberry, crafted artisan (16 oz)  16

Honey mead made with blackberries. 6.0% ABV

macho mead berry savage, crafted artisan (16 oz)  16

Mead with black currants, red rapsberries, and strawberries. 6.0% ABV


PBR    3

(16 oz Can)   4.8% ABV

old style    3

(16 oz Can)   4.64% ABV

lager, narragansett    3

(16 oz Can)   5.0% ABV 


archer roose sauvignon blanc (white)   6

woodbridge merlot (red)   5


Absente absinthe    10

A dazzling emerald green spirit made from natural, traditional botanicals in a special century’s old recipe.


Lucid absinthe    12

Lucid Absinthe Supérieure is the first genuine absinthe made with real Grande Wormwood to be legally

available in the United States after the repeal of the 95-year ban.

suntory whisky toki whiskey    10

Hakushu malt aged in american oak balanced with grain from Chita distillery and single malts from

yamazaki aged in american and spanish oak.

Four Roses bourbon whiskey    7

Fruity, spicy, floral, cocoa, maple syrup, moderately woody aroma with hints of ripe plum & cherries,

full body, mellow with smooth & delicately long finish. 

woodford reserve bourbon whiskey    6

A rich chewy, rounded and smooth, with complex citrus cinnamon & cocoa bourbon. 

The artisanal process allows the use of five sources of bourbon.

redemption rye whiskey    6

95% premium rye whiskey.  Redemption perfectly captures the spicier & drier flavor that

was the preferred whiskey of the saloon era and popular till prohibition. 


Monkey Shoulder Blended Malt Scotch Whisky    7

Some say it tastes just like riding bareback on the wild moors of Scotland with a flame haired

maiden on Christmas morning. Others agree it tastes like 007 wearing a tuxedo wetsuit.


ardbeg 10 year, single malt scotch whisky   9

The smokiest, peatiest of scotches while staying balanced.  It’s like you’re drinking straight from the teat of scotland herself. 

The Glenlivet 12 Year scotch malt whiskey 8

Smooth, fruity, complex, sophisticated, entertaining, classic.  First matured in traditional oak, before spending time in

American oak casks which impart notes of vanilla and gives the whisky it’s distinctive smoothness.

Hendricks Gin 6

Hendrick’s is an unusual gin created from eleven fine botanicals. The curious, yet marvellous, infusions of rose

& cucumber imbue the spirit with its uniquely balanced flavour resulting in an unimpeachably smooth and distinct gin.

* Our items are fried in a frier that has been used to fry other items that contain gluten, therefore these items are not safe for people with celiac disease.

**Please let your bartender know of any food allergies when ordering!

***Consuming raw or undercooked meat may increase your risk of food-borne illness.