Chocobo Wings

10 Wings Chicken Wings


Soylent-Tofu Wings 

 “Definitely not people” Tofu  Wings


Served with Ranch or Bleu Cheese.

Choose: Buffalo, BBQ, BBQ Hot, Parmesan Garlic, Hot Parmesan Garlic, Lemon Pepper, Honey Mustard
Premium from scratch Sauces +1

Golden Snitch sauce: A golden Mustard Based BBQ Sauce (mild)

Bikini Bottom BBQ: A Sweet & Spicy Pineapple Based BBQ Sauce (Medium)




Bob’s Basic Burger

Choose Cheddar, Pepper Jack, or Swiss, served with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, and fresh hand cut fries

     Add Bacon, Mushrooms, and/or a Fried Egg    + 1 Each

But I'm A Cheeseburger

Two madly in love beef patties who claim they’re friends because they go to camp together.  Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, + choice  of Swiss, Cheddar, or Pepper Jack. Served with Fresh Hand Cut Fries. 

Grilled, Fried, or Buffalo Porg  (Chicken) Sandwich

Grilled Chicken Sandwich, choose cheddar, pepper jack, or swiss, served with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, and fresh hand cut fries
     Add Bacon, Mushrooms, and/or a Fried Egg    + 1 Each


Pumpkin Jack Veggie Burger

Pumpkin based veggie burger with black garlic aioli, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, served with fresh hand cut fries. patty is vegan and gluten free. 

Gluten free bun may be available upon request. 


This is my BoomSteak

Cheese Steak with Mozzarella cheese, mushrooms, onions and peppers, and served with fresh hand cut fries

     Add Bacon and/or a Fried Egg    + 1 Each


Grilled Cheesus

Three Cheeses, tomato, and served with soup or fries. 
     Add Bacon   + 1


Phillip J. Fries

Basket of  Fresh Hand Cut Fries

     Add Bacon, and/or Cheese    + 1 Each

Blobby Fries

A Beefy, Tomato-y, Cheesy Mess Consuming your Fresh Hand Cut Fries


Sonic's Golden Onion Rings 

Beer Battered Onion Rings Served with Chipotle Sauce


Luigi Fingers

Mozzarella Sticks served with Marinara or Ranch


Robot Buffalo Chicken Dip

Served With Tortilla Chips & Celery

Ferrengi Fried Dough

with cinnamon and powder sugar with vanilla dipping sauce


Dressings: Balsamic, Italian, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Honey Mustard

Antilles, Wedge. Salad

Wedge Salad with tomato, bacon, Mozzarella Cheese, Bleu Cheese Dressing


Herbology 101

Cheddar, Homemade Croûtons, Tomato, Carrots, Cucumber


Poison Ivy’s Dinner Salad

Grilled Lemon Pepper Chicken, Cheddar, Homemade Croûtons, Green Pepper, Onion, Tomato, Carrots, Cucumber


Buffalo Chicken Salad

Fried Buffalo Chicken, homemade Croûtons, Cheddar, Tomato


Exeggutor Salad 

Grilled Chicken, Fresh Hand Cut Fries, Bacon, Cheddar, Over Easy Egg, Tomato



Soup of the Day

Housemade soup served with a hunk of bread




Infinity Gauntlet

(Pint) OJ, mango, house made simple syrup, fresh squeezed lime juice, jose cuervo gold, triple sec, rock candy rim

Rowena Ravenclaw

(Martini) creme de violet, hendricks, blue curacao, lemon curds, soda water, stars

Dr Lilian Isley

(Collins) orange vodka, muddled fresh mint, house made lavender syrup, fresh squeezed lime juice, ginger beer 

Star Destroyer

(Rocks) black bulleit rye, cherry heering, house made orange bitters, star destroyer ice cube, star fruit slice


The Side Quest has a steady rotation of your favorite craft beers,

ciders and meads on draft as well as bottles and  cans. 

Below is a selection of Beers and Ciders always on draft:

Cider, Down East    5.1% abv

unfiltered and tastes like freshly pressed apple cider


Dortmunder, Great Lakes   5.8% abv

The lager that has taught countless Clevelanders to love craft beers.


Mystic Mama, Jackie O’s   7.0% abv

“This is that big sticky hop elixer that I have always wanted to brew.”


Stiegl Radler Grapefruit   2.5% abv

A refreshing fizzy beer with a splash of grapefruit that you can drink all day long


Butter Beer    

(Pint) Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Schnapps, Cinerator Whiskey, Cream Soda, Whipped Cream

Sonic Screwdriver     

(Pint Jar) Orange Vodka, Blue Curacao, OJ, RedBull

Minerva’s Nightcap     

(Rocks) Housemade English Black Tea Infused Gin, Pimms, Lemon Juice, Housemade Lavender Simple Syrup, Lemon 

Blue Milk     

(Collins) Whipped Vodka, Amaretto, Raspberry Syrup, Vanilla Almond Milk

The Last Pearbender  

(Martini) Pear Juice, Pear Vodka, Raspberry Framboise, Bartlett Pear Slice


Listen Here Nancy 

(Pint) Silver Tequila, Lime Juice, Housemade Sage, Lavender, Pomegranate Syrup, Ginger Beer




House infused Jack Daniels with Cinnamon & Arbol Chilies 

The Spider-Man

Layered Blue Curacao, Vodka, Grenadine


The Deadpool

Layered Whipped Vodka, Citron, Grenadine, Coke 


Golden Snitch

Irish Cream & Goldschlager

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Chambord, Frangelico


Godiva, Rumchata, Kahlua

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$1 Beef, $2 Chicken or Tofu Tacos, + 1 Free Add on.

Lettuce, housemade pico, and cheese. choose hard (GF) or soft shell.  Make it a double decker shell +1

Add-ons: Taco Sauce, Salsa, Queso, Sour Cream  +.50 ea


Homemade Soup + Salad or Grilled Cheese 4


Appetizer Platter 10

4 Luigi Fingers, 7 Sonic Onion Rings, Fries, Chips, + Queso or Robot Buffalo Dip. Want both dips? +1



$1 OFF  all Burgers & Chicken Sandwiches


Beat the Clock Wings! Wings Start at 40 cents at 4:00pm and go up by 5 cents every half hour, till 7:00pm

(6 Wing Min. Order)


$2 off all Big Salads:  House Cup, Buffalo Chicken, Exeggutor 



$2 off Wings!   $8 Chicken Wings $6 Tofu Wings

4:00pm-7:00pm  Dine-In Only


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